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A Shiny Artifact

Find your first artifact.

These Look Valuable

Find half of the artifacts.

Urban Exploration

Find every artifact.

Yowza

Purchase your first upgrade.

Aaamazing!

Purchase half of the upgrades.

Just a T.A.D More Powerful

Purchase every upgrade.

Stay Hydrated

Drink 5 bottles of water.

Delicious Water

Drink 20 bottles of water.

Dead Girl

Die 5 times.

Her Royal Deadness

Die 15 times.

Squishy

Crush a critter.

Bug Hunt

Crush half of the critters.

Pest Control

Crush every critter.

Aim For the Hearts

Get 20 perfect combos.

Nice Shot

Get 50 perfect combos.

Bite of the Devil

Kill 10 enemies with the axe.

Jenny Would Be Proud

Kill 30 enemies with the axe.

Lumberjack

Defeat a boss without using the pistol or shotgun.

Hell Bent

Kill 10 enemies with the pistol.

Heaven Sent

Kill 50 enemies with the pistol.

Heartbreaker

Kill an enemy with a Heartbreak shot.

Femme Fatale

Kill 20 enemies with Heartbreak shots.

Overkill

Use a Heartbreak shot on an enemy that only has one weak point.

Hellfire

Kill 10 enemies with the shotgun.

Shot-Maestro

Kill 30 enemies with the shotgun.

True Natural

Get a 6 star rank on one level.

Mimi the Conqueror

Get a 6 star rank on every level.

Nosey Neighbour

Rough Night

Back Off

Soft Furnishings

Divine Intervention

Escape The Nightmare

Maximise Profits

Fishy Business

Family Matters

Torid Romance

Heartbroken

Postwoman

Star-Crossed Lovers

Not Meant to Be

Till Death Do Us Part

Take it Slow

Mimi's Family

I Love Hamsters

Meat Mania

Indecisive

The Hunger Continues

Wondrous Treats

Chef Armando Rewards

Culinary History

Demonology 101

Dress to Impress

Well Read

Thou Shalt Repent

True Friend

Drinks on the Roof

Detective Work

Dying Petals Fan

Back to Work

Break the Curse

The Right-Hand

Love Prevails

The Devil You Know