Stick It to the Stickman Steam Key

You can't fire me, I quit

Defeat your boss to become your boss

Unemployable

up the corporate ladder

climb 100 ladders

un-fired

Extinguish the fire on a burning coworker

Fists of retrenchment

Perform 100 consecutive punches

Learn to drive

Get your Driver's license

Oriented

Work a day shift at the Fulfillment Center

Going public

Become listed on the Stockmarket

Fight with both hands behind my back

Watch a ranked Cage Fight

We only come out at night

Work the Night Shift

Color profiling

Evade the police by spraying your whole body a different color

Red-gicide

Destroy all the wooden CEO cutouts in the city